In the spirit of the season, I am re-posting my take on a classic Christmas carol.
May you and those you love find joy, peace, and everything you wish for this holiday!
~THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS~
(LaPalm Books-style)
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
a NY Times Bestseller.
(LaPalm Books-style)
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
a NY Times Bestseller.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven novel ideas,
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
my true love sent to me
Eleven novel ideas,
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve million copies,
Eleven novel ideas,
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller!
my true love sent to me
Twelve million copies,
Eleven novel ideas,
Ten rave reviews,
Nine published books,
Eight book signings,
Seven guest appearances,
Six-figure advances,
Five book awards,
Four top-notch editors,
Three literary agents,
Two dueling publishers,
And a NY Times Bestseller!
LaPalm Books 